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January 15, 2008, 8:53 PM
I bought sweets on my way to school this morning. maybe i shouldn't have done so. cuz after eating, i was totally in a slacking mood. just wanted to daydream. zzz... and maths was so boring, i brought the wrong textbook. zzz...

the only fun lesson was english and biology. i swear, these lessons make my day. haha. but mr leong was HALF AND HOUR LATE! omfg... what was he doing? gabriel and priscella(who sit behind me and qj) was joined by kang zheng and they(the guys) spent the whole half an hour thinking of reasons(HORNY ONES) why mr leong was late. especially kang zheng, damn pervertic even by my standards. lol. like, his **** got caught somewhere and he was stuck and such. lol.

anyway, after lunch was assembly which was quite boring. then attire check. i lent my nail clipper to joanne, who sat in front of me, and when ms furong saw, she asked to borrow it and made all the girls in 3/6 with long nails cut. -.- lol lol

then i went home straight.... to be tortured by a seat mate from hell in 302. this fat, okay not fat, wide guy carrying a huge bag and a laptop bag sat beside me. i was sitting in the last row cuz i like being taller than everyone else(hint hint) and he squeezed in beside the other guy(in the middle seat) and me. and guess what? he simply had to dump his fat fat labtop bag beside him, which, is practically in my lap(actually it took up almost 1/3 of my seat). i moved nearer to the window but not all over cuz someone spilled coffee there. when i wanted to change the song on my mp3, i had to ask him to move his laptop cuz it was on my wire AND my skirt. wtf. at least he put it on his lap instead. phew. plus, he had a slight B.O. eww.. not the sweaty kind which is natural, but the really not nice kind... I was freaking relieved when i reached my stop. byebye to that $*%^(*%#

lol, i'm still waiting for the asiasoft password. haven't recieved yet, sorry qj, cannot play audi yet.

anyway, here are some jokes, courtesy of my cousin. there is no end to the possibilities, the list just keeps growing.

Branded Condoms:
Nike comdoms - Just do it
Addidas condoms - Impossible is nothing
KFC condoms - finger licking good!
McDonald condoms - par pa pap par pa! I'm loving it!

lol, thats all that i can remember, if anyone knows anymore, just tag it. xD haha what do you'l think of them? when my cousin told these jokes to me and my siblings, we laughed out asses off. jk. anyway, here's my personal fav. its about my sis, haha
Geri condoms - the best of both sides. lol!